forum stepTV stepSTALKER sweatshop email Home

Go Back   The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions > General Discussion: > I am - Getting Drunk & Molesting You
Reload this Page Funny or Clever Phrases

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-28-2009, 11:34 AM
skywalker skywalker is offline
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 635
Credits: 25,398
skywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of lightskywalker is a glorious beacon of light
Default Funny or Clever Phrases
Post your funny or clever phrases here. It can be ones you use on a regular basis, have heard once, or ones you've made up if you are that clever.

Because I am admittedly lame I like to use these type of phrases in my every day speak. I was hoping this thread would teach me some new ones.
I don't have a lot of faith in the success of this thread. It has about as much of a chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. (see what I did there)

I will give a few more examples:

-Tougher than Chinese arithmetic
ex:The steak is over cooked. It is tougher than Chinese arithmetic.

-Off like a prom dress

-Out like a fat kid in dodge ball

-Madder than a one legged Ethiopian watching a donut roll down hill
(i think that's Larry the Cable Guy)

-Cunt Hair (more of a term than a phrase) I have my wife saying this now, it's pretty funny
ex: That picture is a little crooked. Move it just a cunt hair to the left.

Not including the insults that are about to be flung my way lets see if this thread can make it to 3 pages
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-28-2009, 12:03 PM
gimmebeer's Avatar
gimmebeer gimmebeer is offline
gimmebeer or gimmepussy
 
Flash Circle Tower Defense Champion Pirate Booty Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: behind you!
Posts: 12,851
Credits: 190,294
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.gimmebeer is the king of your castle.
Default
tits of gtfo
__________________
ALL my links are borrowed from someone nicer than me

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-28-2009, 12:12 PM
thermos's Avatar
thermos thermos is offline
Granny pr0n poster extraordinaire
  

Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,503
Credits: 16,948
thermos will become famous soon enoughthermos will become famous soon enough
Default
similar to your cunt hair one.....I've been using one here at work, that I actually think was generated by viewing the DSF front page or taxidrivermovie.com?

back when bai ling used to have all those huge freaky nip slips.....I started saying "the crack in that bridge is about 3 bai ling nips wide" - meaning it was like 5-6" wide. It's honestly become a unit of measure for me.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trips View Post
8 May those who seek the help of others for deliverance of carpetmunching say,
"The blessing of my TITS be upon you;
we bless you in the name of the DSF."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-28-2009, 12:28 PM
maxbailey's Avatar
maxbailey maxbailey is offline
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
 
Acnos Energizer Champion Blosics Champion Bouncy n Bob Champion Moon Lander Champion Scrabble Blast Champion
The Solar Games Champion YetiSports 8 - Jungle Swing Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 25,803
Credits: 656,573
maxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handle
maxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handlemaxbailey has more rep than you could handle
Default
One of my favourites is...

'Don't start useless threads'
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-28-2009, 12:29 PM
nachos1345's Avatar
nachos1345 nachos1345 is offline
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
 
Black Knight Champion Bomby Champion Bookworm Champion Happy Pill Champion Hexxagon Champion
Skee Ball Champion Snowy Champion WordPlex Champion Numbers Champion Muffin's Bricks Champion
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Humboldt County, CA
Posts: 11,046
Credits: 25,121
nachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the roughnachos1345 is a jewel in the rough
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
I LOVE it!
__________________
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 08-28-2009, 12:40 PM
ThatHaole's Avatar
ThatHaole ThatHaole is offline
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: In Your Mom
Posts: 22,691
Credits: 544,383
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!ThatHaole ain't your mother fucking puppet, fool!
Default There is a time and a place for everything
This is the time and place for this:

__________________
RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.


Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 08-31-2009, 01:07 AM
Vanilla_Gorilla Vanilla_Gorilla is offline
paris gave me herpes
  

Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chicag-Ho
Posts: 21
Credits: 1,501
Vanilla_Gorilla is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.

If you're going to use the measurement term "cunt hair", you need to differentiate between the different cunt hairs:

Cunt Hair = close

Blonde Cunt Hair = closer

Red Cunt Hair (R.C.H.) = Closest.

And since this is my first post and I know it's "TITS or GTFO", here is a nice pair I know fondly, but not well enough for her to let me take a topless pic of her.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg 6255_1148137023671_1234947311_30514366_295160_n.jpg (59.2 KB, 37 views)
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 08-31-2009, 01:10 AM
Vanilla_Gorilla Vanilla_Gorilla is offline
paris gave me herpes
  

Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chicag-Ho
Posts: 21
Credits: 1,501
Vanilla_Gorilla is starting to gain some momentum on DSF
Default
Looks like I fucked up like most noobs and didn't quote correctly, I didn't get one of the super sweet gray boxes.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 08-31-2009, 01:22 AM
mr.brownfella's Avatar
mr.brownfella mr.brownfella is offline
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
 
Ball Of Madness Champion
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: oblivion, u.s.a
Posts: 11,375
Credits: 545,200
mr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful for
mr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful formr.brownfella gives a lot that you are thankful for
Default
I think this is the only one that fits me....

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
__________________
RIP Joe "The Snake"

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSNakE View Post
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGADOUCHE View Post
... On with the shenanigans.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 08-31-2009, 04:36 AM
Predator24's Avatar
Predator24 Predator24 is offline
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
 

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Socialist Paradise of USA
Posts: 14,878
Credits: 12,191,672
Predator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP total
Predator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP totalPredator24 laughs at your paltry REP total
Default
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
I don't want to hear it later, so HERE
Code:
Content, Pictures  and Download links visible to registered users only. 

REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Foetus View Post
you need to find a new dealer
Quote:
Originally Posted by amtronic View Post
Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002

Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:44 PM.

Disclaimer/DMCA -Contact Us - Drunkenstepfather - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios
WE CANNOT POLICE EVERYTHING POSTED - IF YOU SEE YOUR COPYRIGHT MATERIAL - SEND US AN EMAIL AND WE WILL MAKE SURE TO REMOVE IT!Ad Management plugin by RedTyger