Snake is a freaking hero!!!! NYPD called upon Snake to rescue a very large Boa that was "stuck" under a car. And he is a turtle janitor (read turtle fucker).
Mr. Brownfella is a post whore as he crossed the 10K threshold, that's a lot of useless shit Mr. B!
Foetus wants to guess your bread, whatever that means. Plus he pissed off TOGIH with shit, literally.
Max went on holiday, I think he stopped in Kent to punch Stanz in the face on his way to Euro Disney or some shit like that.
Satan changed everyone's avvy and user titles back to "normal". He must be looking for the next internet meme du jour.
Amy's company is shutting down operations, it was a cool place to shop and work. We wish her the best of luck landing that next great job. And someone slipped her a mickey at a bachelorette party? how bizarre is that?
It was revealed that Rex is a straight up redneck, photo proof is in the Random Thoughts Thread. He's also hoarding soda pop for the end of the world....
One nut Jay made a fly by, evidently being a teacher takes up a ton of time, time that can't wasted on the DSF, just kidding Jay, glad to hear you have a 3 month vacation coming up.
Homo Explosion has announced his intention to put together an exploratory committee to explore the possibility to seek the Republican nomination for president of the united states. He's got my vote.
Fishman is officially an old man. His old guy rants are simply impeccable Something about his lawn and getting those kids off of it....Suz must live next door as she's admitted to being a grumpy old lady as well....
Carlos Spicy Weiner sits next to smelly trannys on the bus in SF. Couldn't see that one coming?
Cmetz went to a concert, got drunk and stoned. The odds of that happening were 1:1.
SRD hates fucking Mondays...no shit Mr. Gout, Monday is a wasted work day. Between people droning on about their boring fucking lives and the hangover, it fucking sucks!
El Victorino has been labeled the creepy old guy by Starbucks. Something about leering, yeah I said leering, at the young hotties in the coffee shop. Dude, your are going to get arrested if you keep your hands in your pocket while you leer.
Wood dragon uses NO Expode to get a fuller erection. Thanks for the tip noob. How the fuck did you come up with that, no, wait, I don't want to know.
Megadouche needs to see the doctor. He's been bitching about being tired and shit like that. Get a full blood work up including vitamin T levels, I heard on the radio that you peak at 25 years old and slide from there.
Eccles is better than fucking wikipedia. That fucker knows tons of useless shit. Did you know Nintendo made shit before video games? Tons of shit!
Pobs admitted that he has a problem with chronic masturbation. Did not see that one coming??
Strommsarnac is pissed at syfy. Shitty programming, shitty end to Stargate. He's going old school and watching Lost in Space.
Beer likes beer and weed and pizza bread....slow week for the resident DSF bartender.
Cableporter knows a scary amount of shit about personal lubricant. He has either worked in a dirty book store or has a Pobs-like problem. You decide.