Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Join Date: May 2007
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I've never given one... I don't really want to shot it in my gf's eye or up her nose... it is the weekend coming up so i guess we could always practice
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Originally Posted by jizzay
Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
Kinda off topic....but possibly a good contribution
Concerning facials....I am an older guy, but have suffered from skin problems for 30 years. I have the complexion of a 16 year old (blemishes/dermatitis/subcutaneous/etc...) Last week in my local paper was a small blurb, kinda like "Ask the Doctor" sorta thing. Anyhow...the person described their skin problems and how they used "Milk of Magnesia" while they showered on the affected area. I tried it and it fucking worked. My skin has never been clearer in my life! So maybe now I can actually do a "real facial".......being a noob, with no insight concerning comps, I hope this helps someone. I didn't want to start a thread based upon this topic. Not trying to hijack thread....just want to contribute.
Once, it was by accident, we were fucking standing doggy (or however else you can explain it) she said that she wanted to swallow my load, well the time was getting close, I pulled out, she turned around and got on her knees and whoops, up the nose it went!!! Damn good thing we were both drunk and were able to laugh about it....
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
Sorry guys, it doesn't do much for me. (except mess with my hair) And no matter what, you guys can't even hit a toilet bowl without hitting the floor. It ALWAYS ends up in the eye, and REALLY ruins the moment. I'll agree with Jaclyn on this.