Post your funny or clever phrases here. It can be ones you use on a regular basis, have heard once, or ones you've made up if you are that clever.
Because I am admittedly lame I like to use these type of phrases in my every day speak. I was hoping this thread would teach me some new ones.
I don't have a lot of faith in the success of this thread. It has about as much of a chance as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. (see what I did there)
I will give a few more examples:
-Tougher than Chinese arithmetic
ex:The steak is over cooked. It is tougher than Chinese arithmetic.
-Off like a prom dress
-Out like a fat kid in dodge ball
-Madder than a one legged Ethiopian watching a donut roll down hill
(i think that's Larry the Cable Guy)
-Cunt Hair (more of a term than a phrase) I have my wife saying this now, it's pretty funny
ex: That picture is a little crooked. Move it just a cunt hair to the left.
Not including the insults that are about to be flung my way lets see if this thread can make it to 3 pages
similar to your cunt hair one.....I've been using one here at work, that I actually think was generated by viewing the DSF front page or taxidrivermovie.com?
back when bai ling used to have all those huge freaky nip slips.....I started saying "the crack in that bridge is about 3 bai ling nips wide" - meaning it was like 5-6" wide. It's honestly become a unit of measure for me.
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If you're going to use the measurement term "cunt hair", you need to differentiate between the different cunt hairs:
Cunt Hair = close
Blonde Cunt Hair = closer
Red Cunt Hair (R.C.H.) = Closest.
And since this is my first post and I know it's "TITS or GTFO", here is a nice pair I know fondly, but not well enough for her to let me take a topless pic of her.