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Proper Manners Please! Be courteous of those behind you, and
If you've got a short willy lean forward so that the rest of us don't have to wear rubber fishermans boots, please.
I've gone so far as to walk up to a Couple in a restaurant after exiting the washroom and having seen her date in the washroom, say to the Woman, "just so you know, your date is the kind of man who doesn't wash his hands after going to the washroom."
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Hand Washing and Mind if I?
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Helps if you have a kid with you. I think the guy was going to get up and hit me but he saw my son sitting at the table waiting for me and the look on his dates face and cooled his jets.
On the other hand I can be rude for the sake of funny. I also was out for dinner with my girlfriend, and friends of hers. 2 of our dinners were late and the other "gentleman" had already finished his dinner, his girlfriend and I were about 1/2 way through ours when he pulled out a cigarette, flashed up his lighter and said "Mind if I smoke?" Now, I'd been waiting years to say this and so I replied: "Mind if I Fart?" His girlfriend laughed so hard she sprayed food all over the table, he burst out laughing and extinguished his lighter and my girlfriend just about crawled under the table.
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You must not live with a woman. Bitches know when you piss in the sink.
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