02-08-2012, 06:40 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Noobian Amnesty
Alright, lurkers, things have been kind of slow on DSF this week, so get off your ass and post something. Start a thread. Post some pix. Steal some music and throw it on here. You've been suckling at the DSF teat long enough - it's time for the reach-around, if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor. Post something. Entertain us. Dance for us, monkeys. And we'll promise not to haze you too badly when you fuck it up. Post long enough, and hard enough, and you'll get an avatar and get to look at all the hot naked pix in the avatar section, so it's worth the work. Get to it.
Sigh . . . Your mother and I are so disappointed in you . . .
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02-09-2012, 11:18 AM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Bump. Post, you fuckers
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02-09-2012, 11:36 AM
I perform ILLUSIONS! "Tricks" are what a whore does for money
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Stop it Vic. You're scaring the children.
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Nothing I post is mine
02-09-2012, 12:16 PM
jesus is my homeboy
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Slow without Madam posting gems like these lately...
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02-09-2012, 04:29 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Excuse me, what's a noobian?
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I get off helping you guys get off.
02-09-2012, 04:38 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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btw, you need to use an
approved pic host , n00b. just don't do as bumbart did and fuck up an entire thread with a huge pic
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02-09-2012, 04:43 PM
Hold your tongue and walk your circles, I can see you like an angry turtle.
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nice over sized pic for noobian amnesty
02-09-2012, 04:48 PM
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Thought I had Amnesty?
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02-09-2012, 04:54 PM
DON'T even think about reading
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my definition of amnesty must be different than yours.
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fix that pic, n00b!
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02-09-2012, 05:03 PM
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I'll go back to lurking now...
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