I Am Phillip McCracken And I Have Arrived In The Drunken Stepfather Forum Of The Day

[Phillip McCracken]

Hello Everyone. I Am Phillip McCracken. I visit the front page quite a bit, and I think Jesus is Genius.

This is one of the only 2 sites i visit with any regularity on the internet.

People don't really like me, and i think its cause i dont have a problem expressing myself and being brutally honest with my opinion on any given subject.

I started doing a podcast, albeit the wrong way from what i understand, for a few months now.

if youd like to check them out, you can visit my myspace....

www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

...there in my blog there is links to listen to them or download them.

while your there, feel free to add me as a friend. I like having friends.

I hope to be a regular contributer back here as much as I do on the front page.

If I get a smile back here a 20th of the amount of times I get a smile on the front page...well, I dont think the smile will ever be removed from my face.

Take Care everyone, im looking forward to good times, so dont dissapoint!!!

[Shasturbator]

not to be an ass or anything.....no wait, I'm gonna be an ass cause I'm hungover like a motherfucker......dude, there is a thread titled INTRODUCE YOURSELF.....you think because you stole your screename from Bart Simpson you deserve your own thread? I've only seen about 3 or 4 threads here dedicated to people that are not in porn, people like Thomas, Fsmak, Binary Jester....look them up and see what it takes.....

[DSF Guest 8]

I will give ya smile tho for the effort. Welcome to the "We annihilate souls" forum

[Phillip McCracken]

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Yes!!!

seriously tho, i didnt REALLY need my own thread, but everyone always tells me im special. So, i figured since i am special i should have my own thread.

[Shasturbator]

earn your stripes here...

[goonarms]

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The only people who called you special were the ones that caught you licking the windows on the short bus you rode in on....

[SexyLion]

Special how mother fucker...special like a clown? Do we make you laugh....huh!!!!

[Shasturbator]

OK, here's ya a smiley....

[Phillip McCracken]

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OOC does many many posts i have on the front page count?

and for the record, i never rode the short bus... i drove it....

LOL u guys are funny. i was hoping the people back here would be

[Shasturbator]

a few good contributions here will earn you some respect....
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...2918#post22918

and also notice your title...admins here also have a sense of humor as well....