Overrated Shit

[Fever]

All the Tila Tequila bullshit (CNN HEADLINE, wtf?) got me thinking, what are some of the other overrated shit items out there that piss you off?

Mine:
Cell Phone Cameras! Bitch, stop taking fucking pictures of everyone @ the bar, is nothing fucking sacred? Can't a guy get drunk and molest you without court evidence? (though it has opened the door for more tits)

Twitter! You just aren't that fucking interesting, and I know I'm not. Get a job. (yeah, I said it JesucaSatan )

Flavored Vodka! Just squeeze a fucking lime in it, you know they cut the alcohol content on this crap, right?

Beards! Looks like this trend might finally be coming to an end, but here in Portland we got a buncha sweaty hasidic jew-lookin' mofos walkin' around in the middle of Summer.

Pork Belly! Call it fucking bacon, and realize this too will kill you like bacon did Grandpa (shit is good though, just tired of seeing it on every menu)

Neck Tattoos! You better be happy in that counter-culture, cause baby boomers are the ones with the money, and I can't send a guy out on a job with a pair of Marilyn Monroe's red lips and blue fucking flames on his neck.

Lil' fuckin' Wayne! - Rolling Stone does nothing but suck this guy off, and I see him as the symbol of a corporate-funded minstrel.

M Night Shamalamadingdong & Quentin Tarantino! Hard to blame them for milking it, but when do they stop getting paid for this shit based upon their first couple movies?

and finally, my most controversial - Blowjobs! Cause not that many chicks really know what they're doing, and it's just a warm up for what I really want anyway. Way too much importance put on 'em.




(and I don't give a fuck if this thread exists already somewhere - accuracy=overrated)