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Old 07-12-2010, 09:28 AM
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Alright, so saturday night I was out at a bar in my downtown area. When I left I believe I got pulled over and the cop took me home because I was drunk and parked my car. Only problem is I don't remember where she parked it. I've been to several police stations and called some tow yards and they have no idea where it is. Main problem is that I can't remember the officers name just what she looked like.

This ever happen to anyone else?
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:41 AM
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My dad tells me when he was younger, the cops would just drive you home. Or sometimes follow you home. But the last 20-30 years with all the cracking down on drunk driving, I didn't think they let anybody go. Maybe she liked you. And then you went to police station and told them that story? Good thing for her you didn't find her.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:44 AM
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:49 AM
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Most of the cops just laughed when I told them the story and say that's not the first time I've heard that. Most cops are pretty lenient around here in the city if you respect them. I live in a drinking city where most of us were raised on anheuser busch products. There's damn near a bar around every corner. I mean I wish I could find her just so I could remember where my car was. Most likely I'm going to have to report it stolen.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:51 AM
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:10 AM
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Which one of these two recidivists are you?

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