THE OFFICIAL Replace words from a famous film quote with the word "balls" thread

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

Post the quote, followed by the movie title!

EXAMPLES!!



"One day, one day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers balls all the way home... you know why? .......it was out of respect" - Goodfellas


OR

"I love the smell of balls in the morning" - Apocolypse Now




OR

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the balls. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no balls.
Neo: There is no balls?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the balls that bends, it is only yourself.

- The Matrix

READY?!

GO!!