10-12-2009, 02:42 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy Birthday to maxbailey
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Though I think his wife would disagree about him being gay.
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10-12-2009, 03:39 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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happy birthday!!
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10-12-2009, 03:57 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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10-12-2009, 04:31 AM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Happy bday homie
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10-12-2009, 05:12 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Happy Birthday MAX!!!!
I found a Tranny from Great Britain for you!!!!!
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10-12-2009, 07:24 AM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Happy Birthday sweetheart! Wishing you many, many more
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BITCH! FUK U! Ur opinions is irelephant n ignant!!!!
10-12-2009, 07:31 AM
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My sentiments, exactly.
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10-12-2009, 07:48 AM
This is the Thunderdome, so suck my tiny e-dick motherfucker!!!!!
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They may take your land, but they'll never take your birthday!!!!
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10-12-2009, 08:04 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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happy birthday. can i have your wife?
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10-12-2009, 08:26 AM
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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Happy Birthday Max,
Hope you stumble across lost money,
a strong breeze lifts your kilt,
and you catch an ewe unawares!
(a perfect Scots day, right?)
Cheers.
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