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Old 04-23-2009, 01:41 PM
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A POLICE officer in Scotland has confessed to following the Jedi faith beloved of Star Wars film fans, respected policing analysis group Jane's reports.

Pam Fleming, a 45-year-old beat officer in Glasgow for Strathclyde Police, said that she thought all police officers "should be Jedis," when interviewed by Jane's Police Review.

"For me, it is not a joke," she said. "Being a Jedi is a way of life.

"I love the Star Wars films and the concept of being a Jedi, that the faith is not divisive."

Ms Fleming said she knew of other Jedis in Strathclyde Police - the force apparently has eight in total.

According to Britain's Office for National Statistics, a total of 390,000 people in England and Wales listed their religion as Jedi in the most recent census in 2001. Scotland has a reported 14,000 followers.

But it noted that this may have been largely due to an internet campaign launched in the run-up to the census. Jedi followers are grouped under atheist.
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That's more crazy than people who have made a practice of worshiping Cthulhu.

Not as bad as those crazy people who made a religion from one of L. Ron Hubbard's books though.
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it's no more crazy than any faith out there. and a lot less crazy than several
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I have to agree with that too.
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In a thousand years it will probably be misinterpreted as the Jedi religion having come first and then the movies were made as a tribute to the religion. By probably I mean possibly, and by possible I mean possibly by an infant or retard. But like really cool space age retards. Wait, isn't that a Jedi? The circle is complete.
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