Super Bowl Drinking Game

[Bradley Nowell]

Every time they mention Hurricane Katrina, drink 1

If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1

Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1

Every time the words "tragedy," "flood," or "devastation" are used, drink 1

Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3

If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5

Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say "bringing the wood," drink for 5 seconds

Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say "I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman"

Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1

If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer

Every time they say that "it's destiny for the Saints to win" drink 1

If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor

If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1

If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans deserve a Super Bowl victory, drink 1

Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1

If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2

If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.

Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell "bull*****!"

Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 20.

Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1 and mention how bad he sucked. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.

Every time they show a saints fan yelling "Who dat!" Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.

If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.

If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

Other Rules not involving the Saints

1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1

2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1

3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

[elmerfudd]

I would be wasted by the first quarter

[ThatHaole]

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Pick up your skirt and grow a pair

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bradley Nowell]

I missed "If the Saints kick onsides to start the 2nd, stotgun a beer."
Oops.

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

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well im pretty fucked up, haven't seen kim, but i saw a picture of her on the internet and it counted.....lol

[squashed possum]

i'm surprised the hurricane wasn't brought up until the game was over

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

I won the drinking game.......lol...man I wish I was in New Orleans.

[Bradley Nowell]

Woo Hoo, I'm soooo proud of you!