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The other day, I'm driving home from work and a couple houses down from me, I see a wadded up piece of hot pink clothing laying out in the street. I don't think much of it - I just figure some broad dropped her tank top on the way home from the community pool. Fast-forward to this afternoon, and traffic/prevailing winds have now pushed the thing up the street and now it's in front of my house. Being the upstanding citizen that I am, I go out into the street to pick up the trash that my lazy-as-fuck-neighbors were too lazy to do. I grab it and as I'm walking to the trash can, I realize it's not a tank top. Discreetly, I unroll it - and it's a pair of girl's undies. I think they're called "Boy Shorts". Inside my garage, I examine them to see a deliciously wet crotch, with some significant skidmarks. Despite the time spent out in the elements, I can still clearly smell the wondrous scent of sweet pussy.
Now, I'm trying to figure out who would toss their panties into the street. Obviously, It cannot be a grown woman. Any adult would never throw her panties out. Any adulterous slut has plenty of experience of hiding her stanky undies from her husband and certainly wouldn't throw her soggy threads out into the road for everyone to see. In addition, these hot-pink "Boy Shorts" aren't something an adult would wear.
Since we've ruled out the grown women of the neighborhood, that leaves the sweet young things that live around me. I know of three SWT's that live in the near vicinity. One is over-age and I doubt she'd toss out a perfectly good pair of aromatic panties. That leaves two young girls who live near me. One is a 16-year-old hottie who's folks are a couple of Jesus freaks. They have a hell of a time trying to control her, and I'd expect her to ditch any soaked undies before Mums found them. The other girl is from a Mormon family, who is doing her best to rebel against the powers that be. Her Dad left her Mom, and she's been out of control ever since.
Anyhow - take your pick. I'm fapping and fapping to a pair of dirty panties that belong to one of my teenage neighbors. Life is good.
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"I'm fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet there would only be one website left and it would be called 'Bring back the porn'."
- Jesus H. Cox. M.D
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