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[dogstain]

The other day, I'm driving home from work and a couple houses down from me, I see a wadded up piece of hot pink clothing laying out in the street. I don't think much of it - I just figure some broad dropped her tank top on the way home from the community pool. Fast-forward to this afternoon, and traffic/prevailing winds have now pushed the thing up the street and now it's in front of my house. Being the upstanding citizen that I am, I go out into the street to pick up the trash that my lazy-as-fuck-neighbors were too lazy to do. I grab it and as I'm walking to the trash can, I realize it's not a tank top. Discreetly, I unroll it - and it's a pair of girl's undies. I think they're called "Boy Shorts". Inside my garage, I examine them to see a deliciously wet crotch, with some significant skidmarks. Despite the time spent out in the elements, I can still clearly smell the wondrous scent of sweet pussy.

Now, I'm trying to figure out who would toss their panties into the street. Obviously, It cannot be a grown woman. Any adult would never throw her panties out. Any adulterous slut has plenty of experience of hiding her stanky undies from her husband and certainly wouldn't throw her soggy threads out into the road for everyone to see. In addition, these hot-pink "Boy Shorts" aren't something an adult would wear.

Since we've ruled out the grown women of the neighborhood, that leaves the sweet young things that live around me. I know of three SWT's that live in the near vicinity. One is over-age and I doubt she'd toss out a perfectly good pair of aromatic panties. That leaves two young girls who live near me. One is a 16-year-old hottie who's folks are a couple of Jesus freaks. They have a hell of a time trying to control her, and I'd expect her to ditch any soaked undies before Mums found them. The other girl is from a Mormon family, who is doing her best to rebel against the powers that be. Her Dad left her Mom, and she's been out of control ever since.

Anyhow - take your pick. I'm fapping and fapping to a pair of dirty panties that belong to one of my teenage neighbors. Life is good.

[Liquid]

Why stick with them when you can probably just offer the rebels some beer? DO IT FAGGOT!

[Choppie]

Dude, for all you know they belong to one of the neighborhood guys that is confused about his sexuality and afraid to get caught.

So all things considered you may well have been tossing off to some lil guys closet fetish.

[Mr Handlebars]

For all you know that could be jizz on them panties, used to wipe off himself so his real girlfriend doesn't catch him. That's why the panties could be wet and still smell of a young woman.

But, hey, what do I know, I'm still a virgin and you're enjoying the fruits of some boy's exploits.

Choppie.... this thread was sitting on my desk top for to long while I read other threads. I hadn't know what you wrote until I posted.

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

You probably now have herpes............because I know you sniffed them...........lol that would be funny if they belonged to a dude.

[MillyMc]

underaged, religiously oppressed, sexual deviants just happen to live on your block? and they need to get rid of underwear covered with their young teen wetness? this sounds like a creepy porno and completely removed from reality. at best it was a prostitute with crabs. enjoy.

[punjab]

hi, i'm a pre-op tranny who has been living as a woman for the past year and a half. i'm of small size and prefer boy shorts as they make me feel naughty. thongs just don't give my still intact balls the support they need.

i live in a neighborhood with a couple of religious bitches who are still jailbait. we like to talk about high school musical and ed hardy gear. there is also a creepy dude in my neighborhood who stands on his porch and rubs his wee pee shooter while eavesdropping on the girls.

anyway, the other day i went for a jog in a little pair of cheer shorts and my new pink boy short panties. about a mile in, i felt a shit beginning to brew, so i pulled over and shit in some bushes. i noticed that i had skid marked my drawers something fierce, and had no desire to take them home and get the stain out, so i just took them off. first i used them to wipe and to mop up the sweat under my huge hairy manballs and mansack. i gave special attention to my taint, sopping up the heavily scented sweat. i just left the knickers in the street and went home.

for two days the panties lay in the street and i was embarrassed, but today they are gone. i wonder who found them.

[Choppie]

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Not to mention win!

[dogstain]

I should have known that you guys would totally ruin this for me...

Oh well, back to whacking it to the Ass Thread!

[dogstain]

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BTW - This is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. "Ed Hardy gear" - Classic. You do live in my neighborhood, don't you?