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Old 12-15-2008, 05:10 PM
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Just how reliant are you on the Internet? Nearly half of the women questioned by Harris Interactive said they'd be willing to forgo sex for two weeks, rather than give up their Internet access, according to a study released Monday by Intel, which commissioned the survey.

While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence versus losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were willing to do likewise.

The U.S. survey, which queried 2,119 adults last month, found that the gap grew even wider for both men and woman who were 18 to 34 years old. For woman, the percentage of those willing to skip the sheets in favor of the Web rose to 49 percent, while it climbed to 39 percent for men.

And for women 35 to 44 years old, the figure jumped to 52 percent.

Results as of Monday from CNET's related online poll showed that 30.5 percent of respondents would give up sex for one year, while 26.1 percent would do without Internet access for a year. Almost 40 percent of voters didn't want to sacrifice either.)

These figures were just some of the tidbits that came out of the Intel's broader commissioned study on Americans' reliance on the Internet in today's economy.

Though not as sexy but equally interesting, the survey also found that 87 percent of respondents said the Internet saves them money.

Specifically, 84 percent of those surveyed found the Internet saved them money by comparing prices online and searching out the best deals, while 65 percent said it aided them in finding coupons, discounts, and special promotions.

And TV, which has been losing its share of eyeball time to the Internet over the years, found that the majority of adults would be willing to forgo two weeks of watching TV versus losing one week on the Internet.

Of course when it comes to TV, perhaps size matters, at least according to a different survey earlier this year of Britons conducted by electronics retailer Comet. Almost half of the men polled said they would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, according to Reuters.

That compared with just over a third of women who were willing to make the same sacrifice for the big-screen television.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:24 PM
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I'd make such a sacrifice, since sex isn't necessary, but for me, the net is. Throw away hours of enjoyment for five maybe ten minutes? Stupid. Besides, my hands are always with me and doesn't cost me a thing.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:38 PM
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I gave up the final minutes of the 49er game for sex...still kept the tv on though...
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:40 PM
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If it was like a 1 time deal, id go with the net, but if it was like for ever, Sex or Net, im taking the Sex everytime!
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:46 PM
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Eh, I'd go with the net. The intranet never gave me no STD's, just a few removable viruses.
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:51 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:38 PM
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Since I am not currently sexually active,and probably won't be anytime soon,then the choice for me would be keeping the net,and screw
getting screwed(no pun intended).

The Internet provides me the only pleasure I have in life right now,with the exception of beer(and other shit).

Yes,I feel a depression coming on,and slightly regret telling y'all what is the dismal reality of my existence.lol
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Hey, Candi! Sorry,I choose sex. Not an easy decision, but once it's in your blood, there's no way in hell I'm giving it up.
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