Happy NOT a Father's Day

Mission Statement

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an oft forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

So on this day, all of humanity shall pause to remember that it is better to change partners than diapers, that the only thing in a bottle should be beer, and that the only reason to be up at 6am is because you haven't gone to sleep the night before.



I am Not A Father!