Hot dogs, corn on the cob, apple pie......these are the things of 4th of July. Pffft, not on the DSF. I think the above photo represents patriotism more so! Big thanks to all of those who serve our Country, *cough*
5" Taint *cough*
joshl wishes there was a de-rep button. There is, you have to be an Admin to have the power. I'd ask Satan if you can be an admin, he loves that initiative shit.....do it faggot!
And stop posting that hairy shit.....if there were a de-rep button, you'd be negative 1,000,000,000 from that shit!
Beer broke his FB. Me thinks it may be tied to his porn exploitations on you tube. Now there are two venture capital ideas for Beer, NSFW you tube AND NSFW social networking.....I hear Max Hardcore is looking to invest......
V was hot and bored. To the insomniacs thread she went....n00bs, you are really missing out. Thanks again V!
The Juice got drunk over a three day bachelor party. Something tells me that your version was more fun than that crappy Tom Hanks movie from the 80's....I hear the Hangover III will be based on your exploits!
Megadouche had a dirty ass, then his newly minted ass was ready for action. It isn't gay unless he says it is. Homo Explosion was
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Smeegs loves the egg tacos. Next time you are out drinking and see that food truck with the Egg Tacos, say hi to smeegs. He gives DSF discount of 2.8% off. What a guy!
Madam Meow is a private dancer or some shit like that....great now I have that crapasstastic song stuck in my head.
Prisoner's Dilemma, nope Cmetz Dilemma: To drink or not to drink today. I just checked the lines in Vegas, nobody ever bets against you NOT drinking.
El Victorinio posted a bunch of shit that was TL;DR. Dude, get to the point. You know we all have ADHD, you should know that you have it too.....
SRD's cock was soft and his balls were hard. Urologist visit may be in order.
Pobs is a bit disappointed that he had to go out and steal his own music rather than leach it from the Park Bench. I agree dude, we all need to start beefing up the PB!
The Snake's dad used to call him banana. It is kinda like a family naming a kid Jeeves, that kid is going to be a butler. Call someone banana, he will be a zookeeper!
maxbailey's wife undermines his authority with his daughter. That sounds about right. Every wife lives for that shit. I think it is discussed in 6th grade health class when the lesbian gym teacher says, "you can effectively emasculate your spouse when you undermine his authority, do it or the clitoris overlord will take your clit" or some shit like that. I got that third hand from a FTM trannie, so the exact verbiage is off, but the general message remains.
Eccles likes ice cream. It is the tits. Well shit, tits and ice cream. You know how to kick off July, which is Ice Cream month!
strommsarnac is still having problems with his 21 year old kid. If you can stay on your mom and dad's heath care until 26, you can take a beating from them until 26. Get the beat down gloves on and take care of business. At least his medical bills will be paid.....
Fishman wants to rep the shit out of you. I think he has some pent up frustration and is inserting "rep" instead of "fuck".
Jo needs a hot guy for sex. I hear her inbox is full of n00b love letters.
Zakko posts shit in the wrong areas.......what a fuckall.
On with the fuckery!