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07-10-2011, 12:26 PM
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DSF Week in Review 7/10/11
 Summer is heating up. When it is hot, people are naughty, unless you are in the DSF where naughty is a way of life! I wanted to go to a fantasy camp this year. You know the ones, relive the glory days of athleticism from college. Well, fuck that. I want to go to Satan's fantasy camp. This cat works for himself, moves to the states for a great contract job, starts pulling serious trim, found the beauty of spending countless days on motorboat (pun intended) surrounded by tons of hotties and then has the balls to win $25K at the casino! Congrats dude. But seriously, I want to attend the Satan Fantasy Camp next year. Do we get a DSF discount?  Smeegs is a carpet bomber. This guy has been dropping photo bombs on average of 732 threads per day.....keep up the good work, especially with those porn gifs! Beer got drunk and played with fireworks on the 4th of July. ahhhh, the american way! Moose Thompson wrote a very thorough brief on the Casey Anthony trial. Good shit there counsellor. Magnusrex spent the week in Misery (Missouri) with his in-laws. As soon as he got back, he started drinking and hasn't stopped. He may sober up in August.......I said may. Speaking of in-laws, Mega of Douche spend some time with his as well. From what we hear, his wife has set up a douche free environment for when her parents visit. His new strategy to deal with his anger when they are there is to unleash it on his Hillbilly neighbors. And that is how the Douche-McCoy feud began! Trips is trying to get his dog ruled incompetent to claim it on his taxes. Let me know how that works for you. I smell an audit coming.  In the great DSF decision of 2011, Snake is leading the poll on who should be the next mod. Bob is starting to take the campaign negative. And Pobs still is dragging up the rear (as usual, he likes the rear, alot). Zakko is pumped that Spader is going to be on the Office. Zakko needs to watch less television and post more porn. NookieJunkie is looking for a breeder lizzard. I don't want to know, keep it in our lounge brah! Cmetz, the porn posting weatherman. Dolphinskull has a beef with Brown (ups). I don't know dude, who else will deliver your adult orientated material to your house. Be cautious before you pick a fight with the guys that deliver your pocket pussies and real dolls to your house. SRD wants foreigners to suck his balls. I hate to be "that guy", but you want everyone to suck your balls. I would not limit yourself so much to just foreigners.......you may get more takers. On a separate note, SRD's divorce is nearly final.....the countdown clock is down to less than 14 days! Foetus' wife buys him shitty cheap beer. Well, at least you know where you stand with her. Jo is being played. Let us know who is doing that and we can take care of the problem. Nobody is mean to you and gets away with it. Unless that dude is a mobster or some shit like that, then you are on your own. MrBrownfella was posting some crazy cartoon shit from the 70's. More porn, less childhood flashbacks! Godfather wants to try Poutine, the drunken Canadian snack food of the gods! The only time I've had that I was drunk on Molson XXX and I couldn't see. From what I remember, it was awesome....then I threw up. Madam Meow has been posting a ton of good shit in the porn section. She really has an eye for erotic photography! Bob has a crush on Fishman. If you haven't been following this one sided bromance, I will give you the cliff notes. Bob likes fishman, fishman doesn't like bob, bob only quotes fishman in his replies in an attempt to gain his affection. Pobs said chavs. I don't know what the fuck that is nor would I google that shit. Come on Poby, use those classic english words we've grown to expect from you; cunt, twat, fag and so on. The country song that is strommsaranc's life got a bit longer as his wife ran his car into his workbench. Sorry dude, you should at least get buttsecs from the wife for that..... The Juice is now turned to drinking moonshine beer. He was pounding some shit that is like 17% abv...... maxbailey, not wanting to be bested by Satan, won the Nigerian lottery. Let us know when you get the cash.  The Week in Review will not be published the next two weeks because I will be on vacation and more drunk than normal. Plus my cabin is in the middle of no where Unibomber style. I will publish a double edition upon my return.....or not. On with the Fuckery!
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07-10-2011, 12:36 PM
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Rep again when it lets me. Damn this is funny. Nice one, enjoy the vacation. Watch out for the bear shit. They do it in the woods I hear.
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07-10-2011, 12:42 PM
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Great Job TR, have fun on your vacation. see you when you get back, maybe we have enough good stuff for you to do the double posting.
peace and bacon grease...
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07-10-2011, 02:02 PM
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Great review again, NoJ. I'll be sure to post pics of the divorce party.
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07-10-2011, 03:36 PM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. Read my lips...No New Taxes, Jobs for everybody (except Nader) he enjoys being unemployed, and Two new titties in each member's garage!!
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07-10-2011, 03:39 PM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. Breaking news: Pisces still loves his bunghole reamed on an hourly basis. His magnificent run of 40 weeks of being useless is in tact. Now back to some englishmen drinking his own urine.
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07-10-2011, 04:06 PM
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. It sucks. Retire, while you can save some dignity and grace. Or not. (You are such a sub! Pred would rip your asshole to shreds. )Forgive me, I am fucked out of my mind (well toasted) right now and you seem the perfect target tight now.
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07-10-2011, 04:09 PM
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Watching "Drive Angry", and OMFG who IS this chick?? MrsNJ is wet as fuck and my mind is going fucking beserk!!
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