05-20-2008, 11:25 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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My Birthday...
Is Thursday. Just wanted to give everyone enough time to get me something really nice!
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05-20-2008, 11:53 PM
umm...post an amazon wishlist and you might just get something
05-21-2008, 12:03 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Nah, I want to see how creative everyone is. Oh, and Shaz, I'm not opening any links you post! (was that a home video?)
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05-21-2008, 01:33 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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how am i supposed to know where to send the midget gay hooker?
05-21-2008, 03:31 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Happy birthday bitch. I'll get that little something special to you once I finish with her.
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05-21-2008, 06:59 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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You're dad knows where I live.
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05-21-2008, 07:00 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Emphasis on 'little'!
Don't sell yourself 'short'!
Aw, I crack me up!
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05-21-2008, 07:05 AM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I'm going add pot and a 19 yr old coed to my Amazon wish list just in case someone wants to buy me something for Mac's birthday.
BTW, happy birthday Mac. I hope you've requested off from work already.
05-21-2008, 07:21 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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awww come on man, you gonna make me post it so the EVERYONE has to look at it...who are you kidding, you should know I have no problem doing that at all...
by the way, my B-day is this Saturday....
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05-21-2008, 07:57 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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