The Poetry of the Mighty MEGADOUCHE

[TheSNakE]

Here's a place to put the sometimes homoerotic, but always hilarious, poetry of the great MEGADOUCHE.

[TheSNakE]

Snake O Snake
You are teh shiznits.
I would crawl on my knees,
To lick your armpits.

Alot.

Snake O Snake
You are teh Cat's Meow.
DSF'r of the Month?
Holy Cow!

Snake O Snake
You are teh MAN!
You found a dirty-faced kid
In a garbage can.

Snake, You are the Bomb.
Well deserved.

The End.
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Beer O Beer
You are in jail.
cock in your ass
is normal.

Beer O Beer
You are in jail
here's a paper towel
cuz u need one

Beer O Beer
You are in jail
acting like a troll
will get you banned.

Beer, you fucked up.

The End.
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Jo,
I want your pussy in my face.
Jo, ^^^alot.

The End.

[TheSNakE]

What a piece of work is a whore, how whorish in reason, how
whorish in faculties, in whore and whore and
fucking whore, in action how like an whore, in apprehension how like
a whore! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals?and yet,
to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Whores delights not me?
nor sluts neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Cable You are a Whore.

The End.
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"What's in a name? That which we call a whore.
By any other name would smell as sweet."

To be, or not to be (a whore), that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die?to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You are a cocksucking whore.

The End.

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Table O Table,
You are a slut.
You like it in the butt.
Alot.

Table O Table,
You are a puta.
Does faggot rhyme with puta?
It should.

Table O Table,
You are a cockgobbler.
You like fem cocktails.
And cock.

Table, you are a whore.

The End.

[TheSNakE]

Smeegs O Smeegs,
You are a trollop.
You apparently post a bunch of shit,
I don't know aboot.

Smeegs O Smeegs,
You are a Skank.
Just be happy,
I didn't call you a cum-guzzling gutter slut.

Smeegs O Smeegs,
You are a cum-guzzling gutter slut.
Yeah, sorry aboot that,
You whore.

Smeegs, You are a whore.

The End.

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Beaner O Beaner,
You are a whore.
You cry like a little girl,
And stuff.

Beaner O Beaner,
You are a whore.
You have manbewbs,
That probably smell like cheese or something.

Beaner O Beaner,
You are a whore.
You post alot,
And are deserving of the next line.

SlickRick, you are a whore.

The End.
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Fishboy O Fishboy
You are a puta.
Not many words
rhyme with puta.

Fishstick O Fishstick
You are a cum dumpster.
Last time you attempted a frittata,
It sucked balls.

Fishman O Fishman
You are a harlot.
Keep posting shit,
Cuz i laugh. Alot.

Fishfuck you are a whore.

The End.

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Snake O Snake
You are a prostitute
Posting threads of naked chicks
Is good-ute.

Snake O Snake
You are a Lady of the Night
If you were a chick
I still wouldn't fuck you-ight

Snake O Snake
You are a Female Escort
Alot.

The End.

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Amy my love,
I wrote you a poem.

When you are near me,
my peen gets so swollen.
Let's have a birthday party,
deep in your colon.

The End.

Happy Birthday Baby!

[TheSNakE]

I'd write you a poem, but I've run out of words that rhyme with whore. So...

Table O Table
You are a slut.

I asked you where you wanted my cock,
You pointed to your butt.

Table O Table
You are a slut.

You tell your family you're looking for work,
And then download some smut.

Table O Table
You are a slut.

When you ordered that appletini,
Dude busted a gut.

Table, you are a fucking slut.

The End.

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Spiritwolf to me is a godsend. So much so, I wrote this little poem....

Spirtwolf, Spiritwolf
You are gay.

The End.












P.S. you are gay. The End.

[TheSNakE]

roses are red
violets are blue
atomicvixen, you are super-cute
and if i weren't married
i would bang you silly
with my schlong
the end

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I don't know God.
I tried to know him before, but he didn't answer me.
I pretended he didn't exist.
And he didn't protest.

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Once upon a time,
I had a yearning
churning, burning
forever learning

Once upon a time,
a Sicilian was denying
unbuying, crying
crucifying

Once upon a time,
I was wiping, swiping
forever griping

My ass is a stinky hole

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
SRD is a beaner,
Alot.

This thread is gay.
Alot.
This thread is gay.
Yes.
This thread is gay.
But Snake would know.

The End.

Actually, how you found some of this stuff is amazing. Dammit, I'm hilarious.

[TheSNakE]

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It took me a while.

I think it sucks that now Snake is going to get all the Rep for my brilliance.: