Overrated Shit

[Fever]

All the Tila Tequila bullshit (CNN HEADLINE, wtf?) got me thinking, what are some of the other overrated shit items out there that piss you off?

Mine:
Cell Phone Cameras! Bitch, stop taking fucking pictures of everyone @ the bar, is nothing fucking sacred? Can't a guy get drunk and molest you without court evidence? (though it has opened the door for more tits)

Twitter! You just aren't that fucking interesting, and I know I'm not. Get a job. (yeah, I said it JesucaSatan )

Flavored Vodka! Just squeeze a fucking lime in it, you know they cut the alcohol content on this crap, right?

Beards! Looks like this trend might finally be coming to an end, but here in Portland we got a buncha sweaty hasidic jew-lookin' mofos walkin' around in the middle of Summer.

Pork Belly! Call it fucking bacon, and realize this too will kill you like bacon did Grandpa (shit is good though, just tired of seeing it on every menu)

Neck Tattoos! You better be happy in that counter-culture, cause baby boomers are the ones with the money, and I can't send a guy out on a job with a pair of Marilyn Monroe's red lips and blue fucking flames on his neck.

Lil' fuckin' Wayne! - Rolling Stone does nothing but suck this guy off, and I see him as the symbol of a corporate-funded minstrel.

M Night Shamalamadingdong & Quentin Tarantino! Hard to blame them for milking it, but when do they stop getting paid for this shit based upon their first couple movies?

and finally, my most controversial - Blowjobs! Cause not that many chicks really know what they're doing, and it's just a warm up for what I really want anyway. Way too much importance put on 'em.




(and I don't give a fuck if this thread exists already somewhere - accuracy=overrated)

[JDoom]

Wool Caps/Beanies in 100+ Degree Heat-Because you WANT to insulate your head, where most of the heat escapes the human body, when it's 108 degrees.

[intenseboredom]

The radio

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OUCH! I've had a beard since 1993. My kids have never seen me without one except in pictures. Not one of those crazy ones though. I mostly keep it neatly trimmed. I let it get thicker in the Winter though.

Mine
Most TV shows that the ratings act like they are hot shit

World of Warcrack, oh that's Warcraft. Even though I play it.

Going to bars/strip joints. Since I haven't been to one in over four years (gotta cover my ass since I became a teacher), I really haven't missed it.

Kindle. Too big, needs to be pocket size. Needs to be under $100us. Needs to have a backlight so I can read while my wife is sleeping.

Non-DSF forums. 'Nuff said.

[Predator24]

Macintosh Computers: These things are way overpriced and like the AOL of computers.

Tramp Stamps: Being that chicks are vain morons they ALL have them now so they can "compete" with their girlfriends in the race to get pregnant first

Earlobe Stretchers: What the fuck are you going to do in 5, 10 years once you decide to quit your McJob and move out of your Mom's basement? Who's going to want to hire you with those things in your ears? How are you going to pay to have your ears fixed without your McJob since you spent all your money on ear stretchers and "Tribal" tattoos???

Twitter: GAY. If Ashton Kutcher's endorsement of this bullshit wasn't enough to make you say "This is pretty fucking gay" than you deserve to have no life and get stalked by a serial killer.

"Reality Shows": I don't know about you but I liked watching regular sitcoms like Cheers and Seinfeld and shit. All you see on network TV are celebrity dance shows, talent shows, karaoke for losers (American Idol), dating shows for slut pigs (too many to name). Thank God football starts next week.

Barack Obama: If you don't know by now, you deserve your slave chains.

[The Godfather]

Extremely Beautiful Women: Nice to look at but 80% of the beauty can be had for 50% of the personal investment plus a 100% better attitude.

[Predator24]

Starbucks: Why should I pay $3 for a small cup of BURNT coffee? And yes I said small not tall or venti or menstratingly bloody with extra clots or whatever the fuck they are calling it now.

[gimmebeer]

internet forums and "politically correct" shit

[Predator24]

Gonorrhea: A few plls and some cream gets rid of it right quick. The burning SUCKS though (or so I've heard)

[gallow737]

On the beards and woolcaps one, I'm with you, though I always sport as beard. But not like the ones you're discussing, I keep mine trimmed and proper, not unruly and wiry. I will lump those two into this:

"Indie" - The only thing indie that I like are movies (and SOME music), but this is in refernece to the lifestyle that many people partake in. It's the people who wear wife beaters with jean shorts that were made by cutting off the legs of their designer girl jeans, while sporting a scarf and not manicuring their face in the summer time.

Fuck those people. one of my friends is out in California right now and is one of those people and it drives me nuts. He's super indie, but you know what? When I met that mother fucker he was wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and listening to radio friendly hip hop.

Drives me nuts. Thisis a two way street as well. Women who think they are fashionable by wearing a disgustingly ugly shirt and wrapping an abnormally large belt around it are morons. And then they top it off with spandex. Ugly t-shirt... belt around the t-shirt... spandex. Stop it. WTF happened to a sexy blouse, or a cute skirt that shows off your sexy legs. Cut that shit out.