Klaatu's In Critics Out whilst piercing the nipple of reality.

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Saw The Day The Earth Stood Still, with Keanu and Jennifer--- not forgetting Jaden. Nice movie, not perfect but nice. Critics riled on it including Farci from Chud, which is saying absolutely nothing since, being a loser in kinship and knowing that every one associated with chud is a black hole loser material, especially the issy forum users over there who sniff behind the asses of the host of that effin forum--- but I digress. Klaatu's Keanu played the part well, Kathy Bates was okay and as always, Jennifer Connelly must have my baby: At worst Jenny, it'll look like Jaden.

But seriously it is a great movie, I liked it,and that's saying something. And no I'm not movie critiquing retarded since generally speaking I'm almost right about a great many films, at least when it comes to the movie's substance. For instance, Chud kept giving props to The Fountain and though I hate those fuckers, they usually have good taste (they introduced me to Old Boy and Vistior Q and so many other gems from asia) but, They were so wrong about The Fountain. I've watched that movie continually and decided that it is just fucking Stupid and will never make sense, unless perhaps I became gay and enjoyed shoving flowers up my ass--- the sky's the limit after that.

They (Critics) called it worse than the 1951 movie but I hated the original even as a child. This movie though was great, because it showed a believable alien surrounded by believable characters. Comparatively speaking, Close Encounters of the third kind (in my top ten of must see movies before you exit your meaningless existence [unless you change] ) it also left a lot to be desired but is still a good one, but the Critics is grossly wrong about Klaatu. Trust me its a good movie. If you ask me, they don't liKe Keanu Reeves, unless he had starred in Milk then they'd probably be sniffing around his ass like those punks from chud. Excelsior!

it was decent. the ending was weak.

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Didn't see this subject matter from the forum title...thanks for the review

[Choppie]

I'm waiting for the dvd. But thanks for the review!!

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

wasn't a big fan of the movie. Watched it last night on my big screen with the family and wasn't impressed.

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The ending was weak, but through and through an enjoyable watch, didn't mind spending seven bucks to see it. I like thought provoking films that deal with our way of life and the responsibility for our eventualities we continually renege in the face of opposition or punishment. Klaatu's simple mission to remind us that we're not alone that incalculable species live with us, and that we're responsible for them as much as we are for our fellow people, is a point which is always hard pressed regardless of what would happen if we don't change. In Klaatu's case the census was for change, in the real world though, such change isn't possible, with free will running free. The will of man is selfishness and self interest, every one and everything comes a close second: I don't masturbate because I'm practicing to have sex with a woman, I masturbate because it feels good, if I were to have sex and she enjoys it, well hell, all the better, though it wouldn't have been my intent, at least not firstly. I'm not saying it's right, but that's the way we are. And only on the threat of death, would we ever change our single mindedness.

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Hello, psychology major.

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more like hello, wikipedia!

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hello, dolly!

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No man that's biology. We bust a nut without even trying while ladies need several points of reference: the planets to align, 0.02 percent more nitrogen in the air,a random thought of a nice looking man with soft hands loving lips and chiseled muscles caressing their bodies instead of an over weight fat bastard with more cushion for pushing than Ron Jeremy post 60 yrs, an actual incentive; marijuana or ecstasy, or perhaps a girlie man weeping of how it's his first time and he never knew it actually felt warm and moist.

What ever their hang up, we don't have that. Simple Biology 101, we're made to skeet.