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Mr Handlebars · #1 12-05-2008, 07:58 PM

Just don't drop the soap!

Lt. Dangle said that to me as a comment that I made about the prison shower. Now, Ive been lucky to never have gotten into to deep of trouble that I ever had to see the inside of a prison cell. However in my youth, I was a candidate for the Scared Straight program at Rahway prison in NJ back in the mid 70's. I don't know how many of you know or ever been involved in this program.

Anyway, since Dangle works in a prison (I hope he doesn't mind me telling ppl that, since he really doesn't make it a secret), I'm quite sure he has some interest stories, even on his short time on the job. Maybe even some of you or your friends have had experiences with our legal system and found yourself in jail.

I thought this might be the to time to start sharing some of those good and bad stories, maybe even some that are humorous. If you're not comfortable in say it was you that went to jail, then say it was a friend. The only thing that I ask is that the stories be as truthful as possible and that ppl don't judge other by their past. If someone says it was a friend that went to jail and passed on the story, then let us leave it at that and not judge if it was them or really a friend. Let us just enjoy the stories.

So let the jailhouse fuckery begin.

#2 12-05-2008, 08:06 PM

I didn't actually "serve time", but I was incarcerated for an evening for DUI. I was put in a community cell with 2 other dudes. when I woke up, there had to be 30 ppl in there. I was lucky enough to have a cot. when I stirred, the dude below me begged me for the spot. In the morning, I had the pleasure of meeting Lupe. He had a lovely tattoo on his bhudda belly that read "por vida"

danieldamone · #3 12-05-2008, 08:34 PM

friend of mine got taken into the drunk tank one night and when we went to go get him, he had this gunk all over the side of his leg. He wouldn't tell what happened, but finally we go it out of him. Apparently, while he was playing possum, some dude jerked off on his leg. It would have been really funny if I hadn't let him borrow a pair of my jeans that night.

n2tattoos.lol · #4 12-05-2008, 11:33 PM

i once spent a friday night in a tijuana jail. totally framed by the policia. i was taking a leak at a urinal, drunk off my ass, when someone grabs my shoulder and spins me around....so fast i end up pissing on his shoe. he grabs my arm and shoves a baggie in my hand and takes off. a second later, the cops run in and there i'm standing...pissing on the floor and looking down at the weed in my hand. mind you, i look nothing like the guy...totally different clothes AND i'm not mexican. off to jail i went.

i was luck to have my own little 10x10 dirt floor cell with a hole in the corner for pissing. when my friends tried to post bail, they said not until monday. thankfully, i had my military id and the navy mp's did their drunk sweep and i got out with the rest of the enlisted.

Mr Handlebars · #5 12-06-2008, 12:18 AM

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tats .... I never knew you were in the Military. I think this is the first time you've ever mentioned it.

n2tattoos.lol · #6 12-06-2008, 12:32 AM

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i wasn't, my father was. in those days, kids could have a military id until 18.

Mr Handlebars · #7 12-06-2008, 01:16 AM

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kewl. I wasn't questioning you or the story BTW, just you took me by suprise.

n2tattoos.lol · #8 12-06-2008, 01:32 AM

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no worries. i don't usually give too much away. these dsf girls could be stalkers...

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #9 12-06-2008, 02:11 AM

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im a pro at stalking.

Mr Handlebars · #10 12-06-2008, 03:19 AM

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Careful tats, she's another one that just wants you for your mini. And when she gets it, it's going to be sayonara tats. Stick you in a cell and throw away the key.