02-09-2010, 12:04 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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02-09-2010, 02:42 PM
whore. bitch slut whore. cunt whore. bitch slut cunt whore bitch. slut. also, fuck you.
02-09-2010, 04:06 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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That reminds me - your mom says hello.
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02-09-2010, 04:08 PM
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She mentioned to me you were dating, but was craving cock. She said you were a nice person, tho.
02-09-2010, 04:19 PM
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I can understand her having those cravings. Since the cave-in in her vagina, where twelve men were trapped for three days, she just can't seem to get enough.
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02-09-2010, 04:23 PM
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I think the word is puta or something like that. Congrates, you are the sluttiest post whore since cmen.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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02-09-2010, 04:40 PM
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Oh, she had plenty. Your constant crying about Me, Me, Me were enough to convince her that less is more.
02-09-2010, 05:25 PM
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There was actually only one "me." The other two were just echoes in her vast cavern of a vagina.
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02-09-2010, 05:39 PM
gayer than bicycle shorts
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no, you were'nt alone, you just couldnt see me thru the huge pile of hotdogs in front of me...
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