Stopped by my buddy Don's house right after we graduated from high school. He had a tent set up in the yard and his girlfriend Michelle had a friend in town, Chris or Christie or Christine/a or something like that. 20 minutes after I met her, I was making sex with her in the tent while Don and Michelle sat in the corner making out.
Then we all went camping and we had the sex for another two or three days, then tried talking to her and just couldn't do it. I ended up hitchhiking home 80 miles to get away from her.
Then a few weeks later I had to go to the doctor to get tetracycline for the painful burning when I peed. That last was a lowlight.
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!