When I was in college, I thought I wanted a girlfriend, but then when the oppourtunity arose, I realized I'm actually not that into vag. I'm all about the dick. Sometimes I have dirty lesbo thoughts, but they end there.
If you have some spare cash, you might want to consider hiring a maid and a hooker (the full set of teeth kind, not the dollar store variety.) The combination of the two usually squash any partnership longings.
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