That Awkward Moment you get out of the bar at 3am stagger to your car trying to jam your fucking key in the ignition which seems to be an impossible task as if the key grew 10 times larger and oddly shaped. Cop knocks on your car with the window down and asks if everything's ok. I act legit so he doesnt give me a hard time about my few beers say im just having a hard time getting my key to work. Seconds later owner of the car comes out and freaks because im sitting in her car.. Black car identical to my blue car parked right next to her..
Cop laughs, and asks me if i need a ride home. I walk.
Goodnight fuckers
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