im voting for foetus because he is the kindest, friendliest, most compassionate, caring person here. he is always offering support, a shoulder to cry on, and words of encouragement to any and all who need it. he is an inspiration to me, and a true friend. i once went to a funeral, and there was foetus...passing out ham. i went camping once with my friends and we were struggling to get our tent set up before dark, when out of the woods came foetus and set everything up for us. he even built a fire. when my mother needed a new liver, foetus gladly gave her one of his. also, he is quite fucking handsome!
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