I'll apologize in advance for how offensive these are
Q: Why don't black people ever have nightmares?
A: The only one that had a dream was killed.
Q: Why was it a shame that a black family a four drove off a cliff in a Cadillac?
A: A Cadillac can seat 5.
Q: What happened to the chinese guy who had a full erection when he ran into a brick wall?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: There's a Puerto Rican guy and a black guy in a car, who is driving?
A: The Cops
Q: A mexican guy and a black guy jump out a plane at the same time without parachutes, who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares
Q: There is a 3 family house with a black family on the first floor, a mexican family on the second floor and a white family on the third floor. There was a fire that burnt the house down. Which family survived?
A: The White Family
Q: Why?
A: They were at work
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