It seems like just yesterday I was huffing and puffing and pushing to get that big lump out of me.
Well it was. That was just me being this close to a bowel obstruction. But it seemed fitting that it would fall on such a momentous day, the anniversary of me huffing and puffing and pushing a little frosty out of my lady bits after good old what's his name lied to me and said he was sterile. And didn't have VD. I got a lot of souvenirs from that day.
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