Bad news - Clothes dryer takes a shit right in the middle of a huge wash day. Dead. Fucking deadly dead deader deadest fucking fucked dead. 12 years old, SOB might have given a little warning. Oh shit it did the other day. Well fuck.
Good news - wife discovers that for Christmas we got regifted a BIG gift card to Home Depot. So, basically we get a free new washer/dryer set.
Bad news - wife picks out expensive as shit washer/dryer set, going to take a week for it to ship here and be delivered. One week of horsing clothes to laundromat in questionable area.
Memo - remember baseball bat and hunting knife and gun. Remember Sean Connery's line in The Untouchables.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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