Little Johnnie is walking down the hall at school talking to his friends.
Suddenly, the topic of conversation turns to dicks.
"My dad has two penises." Johnnie tells his buddies.
"Man, you're full of shit. You can't have two penises. That's impossible," replies Johnnies's friend Eddie.
"No, really... it's true. He has a little one that he uses to go to the bathroom, and he has a big one that he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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