[TheSNakE]

I was dating this girl and she asked me to accompany her to the animal shelter to pick out a dog. She just moved out of her parents to her own place(this was a long time ago). So she picked out this giant dog like a mastiff or something. She lived in a basement apartment with one bath and bedroom. Way too small for such a big dog. So I kept trying to convince her to buy a smaller dog, but she insisted. Finally she says, what's the matter? Do you think I am going to have sex with the dog? I was speechless and was like, no! I just think your place is to small. She didn't get the dog, but I always felt weird when I went down on her. I kept telling her she didn't need to put peanut butter on it for me to eat it. (OK last part was a joke, but the rest was true).