[MrGoutHimself]

Fucked as a football bat is one I picked up from my father. I try to be creative with my swearing, otherwise it's just fuckshitassdickholecocksuckerbitchcuntfaggot all the time. Dad also once contributed "motherfuckingtittysuckingtwoballedbitch" when he lost a watch while working on the timing on his corolla station wagon.