Code:
Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only.
REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members.
Tell her to use a tampon and a vibrating toy. And then tell her to pick an orifice that isn't bleeding and "gross" for you to doodle. Haha
I seriously don't get why women care about this. One of my exes was the same way as your wife. She'd get ultra horny but wouldn't want to do anything on the rag. Eff it. I have towels. Who cares?