I suggest that in an alternate time line, the following might be true:
MadamMeow, your assigned personal NASA title is-
Mission Specialist - Bed Astronaut
Classified NASA footage of you training for required scientific duties. This training footage resulted in a modification to mission parameters, where it was identified that a "capture device" was needed to contain the test results. Wherein Specialist Meow said, "I'll handle that part."
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