[Kyle E. Coyote]

Fuck my parents. You're both miserably assholes that drive anyone that dares to get close to you away. You guys can fuck up a relationship faster than anyone I have ever known. You've been divorced for ten years, yet you still call each other to bitch about stupid shit after you've sent your new boyfriend/wife away screaming/crying. I live fifty fucking miles away from you and am completely self-sufficient, but just knowing that you live in the same fucking state brings me down. You're both completely unapologetic, ignorant cunts, and I hope you both get hit by a fucking meteor, because Lord knows you'll never figure this shit out in time to change.