Two nights ago I had a dream that I cried myself to sleep over my new current day life stressors that have me in tears most of the day, but it's ok since I work from home still, even though they are planning on taking that away from me and that makes me more upset, but anyway in my dream I woke up and went in the bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror and a creamy jizz like substance started oozing out of my bottom eyelids. I wasn't even disturbed by it or surprised, I was just like, 'great, well that's what happens when you cry yourself to sleep.'
True story.
Was very happy to not have that happen when I woke up for real.