I had a dream that I was walking my dog in the street, and a fast moving S2000 came up from behind and very nearly ran us over. The car quickly stopped at the sign, and when I got close, I could see the fat bitch driver who was shouting at me to "Get outta (her) lane!"

"Fuck you!" I replied.

"Asshole!" her retort.

So I suggested to her that she find a nice place to feed her fat fucking face. Then I woke up.

The End.