I really effed with the nurses when I had my gall bladder removed. I had a piece of junk IV line and was using it to suck my drink thru. The nurse (sweethearts all of them) asked what I was sucking on, I told her I thought it was my catheter line so I blew some bubbles into it and shifted some and said, "Oh yeah....there you go..." When they saw I was goofing with them they laughed then knocked me out.
The joke was on me later when they removed the catheter. The orderly made a lawnmower starting sound when he pulled it out.
See? no period down here!
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