Alright, this is lucky beer number 13 and I have only studied a chapter of my final tomorrow!
Miss Iowa!!
Alright, this is my girl! She has it all and then some! She's got a +1,200 rating on sportsbook.com, but I think she's better than great! Love this fuckin' chick
Miss Montana!!
How could you say no to that face!?! Could you buy me some tampax? Sure fucking thing! Could you be nice to my mom, for sure! Although she's rated +6,000 on sportsbook.com, I'd have to say she's beautiful in my book! Montana has never won the title either!
Miss South Carolina!!
She's still classy in my book! Only +2,500 in sportsbook, I think she's grand!
Miss Texas!!
In all respects Texas should win this fucker! With only a +1,200 on sportbook, I can only assume she was made for this shit!
Miss Wyoming!!
I really love this chick! Wyoming has never won this shit either. She's definately worth a kick in the nuts, and therefore the crown! Sportsbook has her at +3,500! WTF, Seriously? I would eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from!
BTW, California was the lowest odds on sportsbook, with +500! Seriously! Damn it, should've stuck to my roots...