DSF in the wild.
Virlormi gave us the keys to the kingdom....literally. Sunshine makes her LOVE life and really horny for a one night stand. Well, we get 350 days of sunshine here, I'm just sayin'.
On a weather related note, dolphinskull does not like humidity. No shit, swamp ass is no walk in the fucking park!
Megadouche has announced that he is seeking the office of Mayor of Cleveland. Isn't Cleveland the city that the river caught on fire? You can't do worse that that dude. You've got my vote, Alot.
In a politics related note, Snake is a communist. He is still at odds with his shitty gym. He started a riot when they decided to close at 1pm on Memorial Day. Well played, sir. Get the roid ragers riled up and sit back and watch the destruction....if this was the 60's people would be singing folk songs and shit about you.
What do pedobear and Satan have in common? Neither give a fuck if the chick still lives at home.
Just kidding Satan, lots of hot chicks in their 20's live at home with their roadie fathers.......
Magnusrex is freaking old. He now has Urban Dictionary bookmarked to keep up with Satan's stories......If Homo Explosion ever suggests a Hot Carl, here is a hint, it's not a sammich.
The Juice loves the Molly. I saw that carved in a tree.
Eccles just learned of Gregorian calendar. I think my daughter learned a song in kindergarten to remember the months......I'll send you the lyrics.
Pobs is a social pariah now. If I'm not mistaken, 2/3 of London are social pariah's....and 2/3 of the sheep in Maxbailey's town are sluts.
Carlos Spicy Wiener+ shrooms + laser tag= good times
N2 is teaching chinglish at the local community college. Engrish? No, chinglish.
Amy went to a nude beach. Pics or it didn't happen.
No really, we'd like some pics......
Trips wisdom for the week: Never trust a woman or a fart. Sage advice counsellor, probably not worth $200 per hour......
Cmetz's Friday night plan: It's friday, I ain't got no job, I ain't got shit to do......I'm going to get hiiiiiiiiiiigh!
Five inch taint drinks alone. It's by choice you see......no really, it is by choice.
Jo does not like peanut butter. And I was going to leave my wife for you, but that is a deal breaker........
Cableporter is a pessimist. You've gotta walk up to a chick in a bar and know you are going to get laid. It is called positive thinking....and chloroform.
Beer drank a.....wait stop me if you heard this one before.
Porn depresses joshl. Dude, you have to stop coming here. DSF is pornarific and magnificent I might add.
Foetus raises possums in his garage. I thought it was weird until I remembered he lives in Texas, you know they have zombies there.
Wood Dragon has a man crush on Snake. There may be a bromance a brewing......
Have a good monkey pussy licking week. On with the fuckery.