I was at the store the other day in line behind this chick. She had a bunch of stuff, but it was all small quantities. Two single serving yogurts, one TV dinner, single bottle of Coke, two carrots, etc. She caught me looking, so I said "I'm guessing that you're single?" She said "Why, because of all my single serving items?" I said "No, because you're ugly and 80 pounds overweight."
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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