What's the difference between a Jew and a muffin?
The muffin doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you throw a drowning Mexican?
His wife and kids.
How do you starve a black guy?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
How does a Mexican go about getting into an honest business?
Typically through the skylight.
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