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Ames, IOWA Husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.
Bozeman, MONTANA All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude is forbidden.
Carlsbad, NEW MEXICO No couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Coeur d'Alene, IDAHO Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
Detroit, MICHIGAN Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Fairbanks, ALASKA Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.
FLORIDA Single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons
Harrisburg, PENNSYLVANIA It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
KENTUCKY No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club
Kingsville, TEXAS Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.
Liberty Corner, NEW JERSEY Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.
Newcastle, WYOMING Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
Oblong, ILLINOIS Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.
Sioux Falls, SOUTH DAKOTA Every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
Tremonton, UTAH No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
NEVADA It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
Skullbone, TENNESSEE The law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days in jail.

Bigmac better look out for horses when he goes to Massachusetts...

MASSACHUSETTS At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses.
VIRGINIA Co-habitating by a unmarried couple is a felony.
FLORIDA If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Ottumwa, IOWA It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted.