What's the difference between a sheep and a door?
You can't bang a door in the middle of a field.
What's the difference between an ironing board and a blonde?
It's hard to get an ironing board's legs open.
Q. Why are they having so much trouble finding a cure for AIDS?
A. The scientists can't get the little mice to butt fuck.
Definition of an Aeroplane Blonde:
A woman who has bleached her hair but she still has a black box.
What is 6.9?
A delightful activity interrupted by a period.
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