I got a bj from one of my bosses at my last job. She had quit and wanted to hang out so I went over to watch a movie. After the first 20 minutes, she asked if I wanted to watch porn with her. Weird, but cool. About 5 min or so in she sees me adjust myself to attempt to hide my boner and asks to see it. She sucks me off, then tells me if I wanna wait around another 30 min, her husband would be home and we could have a threesome. I sat there and thought about it for about 5 min before leaving. I got scared dude would get all cock hungry and try to grab my junk. And that, my friends, is the closest I've been to a threesome. Now you can close your hymnals and return them to the pew as you leave. May the Lord bless you.
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You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
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Originally Posted by n2tattoos.lol
fuck all of you. i'm sending him dick pics.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
LOL Brodie! You're awesome...and probably high.
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I'M STUCK IN A SIG BOX!!! HELP ME! IT'S BRODIEMAXX!!!
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