Last night I had a dream that I bought a naked Archie comic.

I was apparently still dating my ex, and we went over his friend's house. I remember once we got in his friend's room, my ex got mad at me and said I shouldn't have had that anime shit on top of the stack when I walked past the friend's mom, and his friend low talked some snarky ass comment I couldn't hear.

I thought to myself, "Are you fucking kidding me? All the porn I had to watch in this house and you're mad at her seeing my comic?"

I just said "Seriously? Ok, I'm going to go now, let me know when you want me to pick you up."

I was going to drive the van he used to have home, but was like "fuck this I ain't coming back" and started walking instead.

I walked a few blocks and all of a sudden I noticed I was naked and greatful no one else was actually outside to see me.

I walked a few more blocks then was out the town whore for my age group's house. I figured I could go take some of her clothes for the rest of my trip.

I went inside and was glad her mom's back was turned while cooking. I said hi and since it was a dream the lady wasn't alarmed I let myself in lol.

I was walking to some stairs that I thought would lead up to her room. On the way I walked past two barely legal aged hot girls playing in a bubble bath. One had nice puffy nipples.

They saw me walk past.

I thought to myself "Great, they caught me." Then was like "Well they didn't shut the door, they were naked, too."

I went up the stairs, but it wasn't the girls bedroom. It just had books and a hamper filled with dirty clothes. I was like "When did she move her room?"

So I went to the laundry room in the basement and took a T-shirt and shorts then left.

Then I don't remember anymore.