Ok, this isn't super fucked up, but it was maybe the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. Many moons ago I was getting one of my first blowjobs from this girl on my folks sofa. Everything was great and then I got the feeling I was about to cum. Being a young man, I didn't give any warning and opened the flood gate, and low and behold, I pissed right in her mouth and all over the sofa. I still feel bad for that girl and always try to be nice when she calls me now.
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