I love this thread so much I want to marry it, then get comfortable enough with her that I put on 15 pounds, thus losing an inch of dick length, then try to make up for it by shaving my pubes, then spend all night trying to convince her it was really just a joke after she freaks out when she sees it.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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